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Cognitively Challenged Ronni FansWe've had so many nutters email us here that it's difficult to know where to start, so we thought it would be easier to start with the most recent and work back. A week ago or so we received a letter from someone who is clearly feeling let-down by the current NHS provision for mental health: Dear Ronni, Let me start by saying that I am the biggest Victoria Beckham fan ever. I would also love to tell you that I have a foot fetish and would do anything on this planet to lick Victoria's feet but I know that this could never happen. I am asking you if it would be possible to lick your feet and pretend that you were her? It would be an honour and the greatest achievement of my life. I have an insatiable appetite for Victoria's feet and to get down on my hands and knees and lick between your toes would be heaven. I know that this is a strange request and you may think this a joke. I am not joking and this comes from the bottom of my heart. If my request is refused, I must ask one more favour, would it be then possible to have a pair of your old high heels, so that I can pretend that they are Victoria's? Thank you for your understanding and look forward to hearing from you as soon as possible. Chris.Chris - you're a mentalist! Go-on, poke him with a stick and laugh!
Name: Phil Email: xxxxxxxxxxxx@yahoo.co.uk Impression: Carol Smilie Comments: Ive been looking n the internet for some nude photos but i cant seem to find any....anyway thanks for the great site a had a good masterbation setion looking at the pictures Date: Wed, 9 Jun 2004 15:09:13 +0100So glad we could be of assistance Phil. May we humbly suggest you look at yourself in the mirror and repeatedly shout the phrase "I can change, I will change". starstruck@ronniancona.com |